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Jacollinsver t1_iws03ih wrote

Um. Pause. I'm supposed to, what, store a massive casket somewhere while I'm still alive? Hope the fabric doesn't get old, dirty, dusty, and covered in insects? Who has the storage space for that?

This isn't an efficient plan at all

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Web-Dude t1_iws1x0m wrote

You pay for the casket ahead of time, they just don't build it until you need it. But you get the chair right now so you feel like you're getting something for your $$$.

You can probably ask for the casket immediately but I don't think it would go well as I'm pretty sure the Amish can't abide a vampire living in their midst.

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tyedyehippy t1_iws2gy0 wrote

>You can probably ask for the casket immediately

Hey man, I just wanna get a good night's sleep

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m0nkeybl1tz t1_iwsbksr wrote

Do you bring the chair in as like your claim ticket when you need the casket?

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Web-Dude t1_iwuu4ui wrote

If you are able to carry a chair at the same time you need a casket, you technically qualify as a zombie.

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gothiclg t1_iwtf3f4 wrote

As a weirdo I would totally 100% purchase a casket to use as like a coffee table or something for awhile if it had a flat top. I’d also purchase this if I knew someone would pass soon and it wouldn’t take up space long.

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