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LostDefectivePearl t1_itqxjbh wrote

Reply to comment by zuzuzuzucchini in I refurbished a Henry! These things are indestructible… by J3ttf

Microwaves that beep at me a few seconds after beeping the first time? C’mon robot I heard you the first time, stop mocking my meatbag form, I’m on my damn way

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Origonn t1_itrf9yo wrote

Don't think of it as taunting you. Think of it as helping you keep track of the whole 'let stand for 5 minutes and serve'.

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spiralingtides t1_itt04nh wrote

I don't even own a mircowave anymore. Shit drove me nuts.

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_SamuraiJack_ t1_ittmn1t wrote

Moved into a new house that had an obnoxiously loud microwave beep and it took me of solid week to figure out how to turn it off in the settings.

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jmh90027 t1_itrq32u wrote

It's not seconds, it's a minute.

As in "let it stand for a minute".

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tinytowntenant t1_ittupil wrote

This is how I differentiate between my good appliances and the ones who are not allowed access to the network lest they troll me. The good ones sing a happy little ditty when they're done, and maaaaybe ten minutes later chirp again to say "hey just in case you forgot!"(also the fridge automatically bc it beeps cheerfully if I leave the door ajar and I need that). The taunting ones sing flatly "hey your laundry is clean but wet you have ten seconds to get drying or I will purposely start making mildew happen".

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