Constantly on their phone

Oh, on a 40 road, I'll do 40. I'm talking about the motorway where the limit is 70mph. I'll do 65 in the slow lane. Where there's no overtaking lane, it's down to conditions and traffic that determine the speed I'll choose.

Directions/Driving

My dick is 5 inches soft 4 inches hard

Not exactly but I’m a pretty private person and I don’t want to share everything about myself with the person I’m dating.

I don’t follow any political crap on Reddit.

Interesting to know you'd date both sexes. Fair play to you

Tacos in Wraps like burritos

It was with your mom and it was terrible it’s a wonder you’re here to be honest.

🤷🏽‍♀️

Wanting sex on the first date

That I’m stupid/uneducated. That I love basketball. That I was going to become a gang member lol (said to me in elementary).

The male experience summed up eloquently

One time, I was camping in the wilderness and heard rustling outside my tent in the middle of the night. I peeked out and saw a pair of glowing eyes staring back at me. It turned out to be a cougar, and it was so close I could see its teeth glinting in the moonlight. I had never felt so simultaneously fascinated and terrified in my life. I managed to scare it away with some loud noises, but I didn't sleep a wink for the rest of the night.

Yoshi's Island

Toothbrush

Walk away, because he's rich and powerful.

Maybe some fines against him personally or his businesses.

chicken. many ways to prepare

I bet the charges get dismissed.

The department secretary told me I was the first male to sign up in 15yrs.

I'd be asking for a refund or exchange.

Ghosting

I once threw their shirt out the window. Felt great at the time, but realized it was pretty childish.

Gobbledygook

First of all believe in yourself

That I could surf wherever I wanted whenever I wanted with just me and my friends.