Me first, if she’s mean to waiters/waitresses.

also if she does onlyfans.

If they are rude to the waiter/waitress.

Being an a-hole with the waiter/waitress or only looking at their cellphone the entire time

Pretending to be someone they’re not. Liar.

she doesn't show up

she's got a penis

Trump flag. If someone has something like that then we have an irreconcilable difference of values.

They play an ironman on Runescape

They don’t offer to split the bill.

Starts smoking a cigarette. Brings up politics on a first date. They reek like weed or they are really loud

Exactly. I was gonna say MAGA hat.

also if they vape, why on earth would you spend money on flavoured lung cancer

True. This one wouldn't be a complete deal breaker for me but it is definitely a large minus

I'm not from the us so I really dont know about the politics there, but bringing politics into the first date is just inappropriate

It's an identity for a lot of people. They wear politically-oriented clothes, plaster flags all over their vehicles, stuff like that.

When conversing, giving one word answers, never asking questions about yourself, & constantly looking around/minimal eye contact with you.

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Being rude to the wait staff or anyone providing a service.

To me, it's not even so much politics in general, but Trumpism in particular. Being a Trump disciple indicates racism, homophobia, and likely a willingness to accept an overthrow of an elected government if it gets the people you like in power.

>Being a Trump disciple indicates racism, homophobia

Or at bare minimum a willingness to tolerate those things

Ah, good point.

"I want to see you eat that cookie".
*proceed to eat cookie
"I wanted the cookie."

This actually happened to me. I handed her the rest of the ice cream we were sharing, told her she can have the rest, wished her a nice day, turned around and fucking left.

Any kind of bigotry, or what is euphemistically called “social conservatism.” That would be what’s known as an “irreconcilable difference.”

There it is. Looks like I'm too late for my inb4

That's literally every first date

Yes it’s why dating is bad. You make relationships with people you already know. The only people who date don’t know anyone. Some of them are plenty nice, but not a lot of them.

They call Anastasia a Disney movie.