Willhenney420 t1_jaf0jha wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM

#2,134,036

violating the geneva convention

Youre-so-special-2me t1_jaf0kl1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM

#2,134,049

Rape. I never touched her, although she asked. And when she accused, I wasn’t even in town. I was in Miami with my family when it supposedly happened. I did consider her also like my younger sister. She is not my sister anymore, she is a cunt.

i_cant_have_dairy t1_jaf0nng wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:28 PM

#2,134,091

Crying because there were no dingdongs. That's not what happened. I cried because I climbed on the counterto get the dingdongs and gashed my head on the cabinet door. But my mom wants to tell everyone I cried because I was basically a fatty. It's annoying

purelifertx t1_jaf0nov wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:28 PM

#2,134,093

Beating up an ex gf, she blame me when it was her abusive ex bf

super_nice_shark t1_jaf0osk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:28 PM

#2,134,110

When I was about 12 I started having seizures. My dad thought I was faking. Once I was finally diagnosed with epilepsy, he also thought I wasn’t taking my meds because I continued to have seizures. Turns out I just needed a higher than average dose. Super fun. I’m in my 40s now. Stopped having seizures in my 20s. And guess who I don’t talk to anymore, lol.

desert_malcontent t1_jaf0se8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:29 PM

#2,134,166

I was falsely accused by the police of stealing a car. Surrounded by cops with guns drawn. I was a teenager and I was well nigh soiling myself. Once they ran the plates, the guns were holstered and they went on.

EvryUsernmeIsTakn t1_jaf0u8y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:29 PM

#2,134,188

Replying to i_cant_have_dairy (#2,134,091)

Sounds like something someone who cried over no dingdongs would say to me

brock_lee t1_jaf0whr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:29 PM

#2,134,220

"hacking"

noobbahadur t1_jaf0yqv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:30 PM

#2,134,253

My classmate handed me a small piece of paper in the exam hall with some answers on it, and boom the teacher caught me having it on my hand. I mean I was the topper of the class and didn’t even need that. The whole school knew and people started telling me that I cheated every single time to top the class.

desert_malcontent t1_jaf1j0u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:34 PM

#2,134,540

Replying to i_cant_have_dairy (#2,134,091)

Ow! That sucks for both reasons… the gash and the false accusation.

[deleted] t1_jaf1vot wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM

#2,134,728

Striping nude at my old high school

stupidfock t1_jaf1xjv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:37 PM

#2,134,767

Multiple war crimes

Securitygaurd t1_jaf2bl9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:40 PM

#2,135,023

Killing 6 kids. I didn’t do it I swear

odvioustroll t1_jaf2ifp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:41 PM

#2,135,143

my ex accused me of molesting her daughter. even went so far as showing a 9 year old girl porn and told her about a hidden birthmark i have. luckily for me the police were extremely professional and did a completely unbiased investigation. in the end she was charged with child endangerment (showing her porn) and lost custody for a while.