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WhenAllElseFail t1_jae9ejd wrote

to you OP

please take care of my king kong dildo

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mugsimo OP t1_jae9oih wrote

Aww, thanks. I'll make a shrine.

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SinsOfASolarVampire t1_jae9k83 wrote

The winner of an elaborate contest that requires far more effort and resources to win to be worth my small selection of crap

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4eyedcoupe t1_jaec2is wrote

Have you ever heard of Bryon Preiss and his treasure boxes??

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ItsJamieDodgr t1_jae9p82 wrote

upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.

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Scramswitch t1_jaeavkk wrote

The goal is to use it all before I go

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bch182 t1_jae9t2a wrote

Whatever organization I think would use it for the greater good.

I’ll tell you right now. The federal government will absolutely get NOTHING from me unless forced (taxation). Those clowns would F-up a wet dream. F em.

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Blue_HyperGiant t1_jaeb748 wrote

Ya ever see those pyramid shaped things in Egypt......

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Nyawk t1_jaejdq2 wrote

Who cares? I’m dead.

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mugsimo OP t1_jaekddu wrote

As someone who had had to clean out two houses after the death of someone and decide where and to whom everything goes, I encourage you to name a responsible party and tell them what they should do.

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halogenbulbsz t1_jae9m7d wrote

Charity. No one in my family. But I obviously have no money hah.

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thecaptainliveshere t1_jaebiom wrote

I would pull a Forrest Fenn

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mugsimo OP t1_jaecq3z wrote

What's that?

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thecaptainliveshere t1_jaef5y5 wrote

He was an art dealer who hid a treasure in the middle of the Rocky Mountains, USA. He left hints and clues in his writing. The treasure contained gold, jewels, artifacts, etc. I guess basically his prized possessions left as a treasure hunt.

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mugsimo OP t1_jaehwv0 wrote

That would be fun. A lot of work, but fun.

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randome44 t1_jaecyjt wrote

My bestfriend or my tenth grade teacher

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Blickydicki t1_jaecz5r wrote

Closest friends/other family

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rando23455 t1_jaeeb9c wrote

I would start to use the money to add joy to people’s lives before I died.

If it’s millions I would probably think about charities, etc, but giving my car to someone who needs reliable transportation seems like it would be more impactful than leaving it to a charity who would probably just sell it cheap to a wholesaler, and the money might not have that much impact.

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FaithlessnessMore835 t1_jaeep9x wrote

I'm amazed that the Top/Most Honest Answer isn't mine: "What Assets?!?!? I've been living paycheck to paycheck for DECADES!"

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mugsimo OP t1_jaegvi5 wrote

Well, technically, your assets include your personal property. Who gets to clean out your apartment?

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