We talking sexual or hygiene!?

Yes

Farting on your gfs pillow gives your children pink eye

dirt is under grass

10% of all the worlds carbon dioxide emissions are stored in soil! That’s a dirty fact if I’ve ever heard one!

Flushing the toilet without closing the lid sprays urine and fecal matter over 3 meters from the bowl! So, where’s your towel and toothbrush?

Dust in homes is about 20-50% dead skin cells.

Hang on, I’m getting a tape measure…….

The amount of cat hair takes that down to 5-10% in this house