Submitted by 2PacTookMyLunchMoney t3_1006q14 in AskReddit
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damndirtycracker t1_j2fvmoy wrote
Called ethics and said a bunch of lies trying to get me fired.
I’m still here, bish. Where are you? Oh, that’s right. You quit before the company fired you for abusing the corporate card.
Pharomachrus_mocinno t1_j2fvrhk wrote
Happy new year
[deleted] t1_j2fw8ya wrote
Slept with my boyfriend and then married him
Deep_Distribution621 t1_j2fwxpd wrote
Damn that sucks. Fuck em both
StupidNCrazy t1_j2fwz8r wrote
This was a while back. Coworker asked me to make him a custom report.
So I told him I would, and then I'd put it on the shared drive, and I did. Onto the shared drive it went.
Next day in the afternoon, I get a hot email from our boss about that coworker needing that report, how important it was for me to be timely, etc.
So I checked the shared drive. Sure enough, there it was. Creation date and time intact and all. My beautiful baby boy.
So I replied casually, "Yeah, he mentioned that yesterday and I let him know it'd be on the shared drive, where it's been since yesterday. If there's anything else I can do to help, let me know."
This man, with a decade of life on me, comes to my office, "Haha, hey man, I know how that looked so I didn't want you to think I was trying to throw you under the bus or anything, you know? Hahahaha I just wanted to make sure you didn't think I was trying to sneak behind you or anything man hahaha"
Dude... yes you were. You know it. I know it. Your boss knows it. And honestly I'd have respected you more if you just owned it instead of coming here with this b/s. Now I don't respect you at all. So all I said back was "Don't worry about it". Thanks for stopping by!
[deleted] t1_j2fx2po wrote
They are divorced now. Fuckers
CapG_13 t1_j2fx6uj wrote
What exactly is a "bitch move"🤔🤷🏻♂️
Deep_Distribution621 t1_j2fxira wrote
You dodged a bullet and a fake friend! Live your best life
ThirdLegOfExodia t1_j2fvggx wrote
My friend blocking all communication with me out of nowhere. Not saying ending the friendship was unwarranted, but damn. That was unexpected.