Explosive diarrhea. It will get you out of just about anything in life as long as you can say it with a straight face. Work, co-worker’s wedding, weekend away with the new in-laws? Explosive diarrhea. At this point half the people in my life just assume I have Crohn’s.

Honey_81 t1_iyfbnkv wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:36 PM

#836,451

I'm taking a mental health day

Gabiru_san OP t1_iyfbsnx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:37 PM

#836,538

Replying to CreepyEntertainer (#836,162)

i will be able to use this one in 1 week

what was your best excuse to not go to school?

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fleischsackmarodeur t1_iyfao21 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:29 PM

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Honey_81 t1_iyfbnkv wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:36 PM

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