My suicide gun

My emergency bag.

Already packed and ready to go 🤷🏼‍♀️

Gun

my brother since a zombie apocalypse is his dream to take out his anger

I'll be picking up my girlfriend first. Gotta protect and survive together.

Same... if I had a girlfriend 😔

Nobody, I'm having a cup of tea and waiting for the whole thing to blow over.

I'm picking up my 'braaaaaaains' first!

The female lead character that inexplicably is both ex-military, has a PhD in both nuclear physics and clinical medicine, and who's backstory includes the fact that she 'modelled during college, but turned down a modelling contract with both Gucci and Louis Vuitton in order to do charity work with disadvantaged children.'

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