Submitted by MacaronMelodic t3_yisf2z in AskReddit
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Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk8jtn wrote
Easily. I’m a duck whisperer
MacaronMelodic OP t1_iuk8o0a wrote
^^^^duck
MacaronMelodic OP t1_iuk9033 wrote
A duck at that size? You're like the wrapper on mini cupcakes that's holding the snack.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk98ny wrote
Depends, are we talking the body of a duck is as big as a horse, or the duck is as tall as a horse? They have very different dimensions.
If the former, we're fucked, if the latter, it's just a big ostrich!
MacaronMelodic OP t1_iuk9km9 wrote
Near-equal mass like if you expanded a mini cupcake to a regular sized cupcake.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk9v82 wrote
I'd wear a giant sombrero, hopefully while they're trying to get to my head, I'll have enough time to slip out of it and escape.
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Zeifer95 t1_iukaox5 wrote
Go for the AT-AT take down
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Zeifer95 t1_iukayf2 wrote
Are you...me?
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MacaronMelodic OP t1_iukb4bk wrote
num num decoys
Zeifer95 t1_iuk8is5 wrote
Arm myself with loafs of bread