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Zeifer95 t1_iuk8is5 wrote

Arm myself with loafs of bread

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MacaronMelodic OP t1_iuk9033 wrote

A duck at that size? You're like the wrapper on mini cupcakes that's holding the snack.

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Zeifer95 t1_iuk98ny wrote

Depends, are we talking the body of a duck is as big as a horse, or the duck is as tall as a horse? They have very different dimensions.

If the former, we're fucked, if the latter, it's just a big ostrich!

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MacaronMelodic OP t1_iuk9km9 wrote

Near-equal mass like if you expanded a mini cupcake to a regular sized cupcake.

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Zeifer95 t1_iuk9v82 wrote

I'd wear a giant sombrero, hopefully while they're trying to get to my head, I'll have enough time to slip out of it and escape.

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D6YTON t1_iuk9pa1 wrote

Theoretically, they would be really slow and possibly unable to walk because their legs won't compensate for their weight. You could easily outrun them

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marvology t1_iukayxs wrote

I'd carry hotdog buns and just toss them as a distraction then run away

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