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WrittenOnYaKitten t1_iujnu0x wrote
Hey babe, I like cheese.
BonelessLucy t1_iujqhs9 wrote
Well my panties are wet
WrittenOnYaKitten t1_iujqr18 wrote
Works all the time ๐
Person_Maybe t1_iujny5d wrote
"You sick bastard, get out of my house." Tipically works.
Virgin_Weaboo t1_iujoa15 wrote
Are you Mcdonalds and I'm Nike because you'll be lovin it while I'll be doing it
UnsaneInTheMembrane t1_iujpd1h wrote
Where'd you get that face? At the Gorgeous Store?
ahchu22 t1_iujqc76 wrote
I'm really sorry, but tomorrow is going to really suck for you.
Vast_Boysenberry_727 t1_iujvtu6 wrote
Well I can't say I've used it more than once but it worked like a charm the one time I did say it. I was 24 and a 38-year-old was trying to set me up with her 19 year old daughter and out of the blue I looked at her and said, why would I want to knock off when I think the original is so incredible! Don't know where it came from but 5 minutes later we were in the bedroom.
ZevVeli t1_iujprtl wrote
Hey baby are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead inside and want to bury myself in you! ๐๐ป๐๐๐ป