Submitted by Person_Maybe t3_yirhp3 in AskReddit
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-Bruzthechopper t1_iuk3hty wrote
Much easier to pee
ThisAnswerIsLit t1_iuk3i6v wrote
Mine is pretty small
shutoff_tum0v t1_iuk4n0i wrote
Unlucky
RadicalSnowdude t1_iuk53h5 wrote
Your penis is still very adorable and deserves a crown. š
Ghosted_No_Scope t1_iuk6c2h wrote
No point giving it a crown if it's just gonna fall off :/
RadicalSnowdude t1_iuk6goa wrote
I will JBWeld that crown on your dick so help me God.
Ghosted_No_Scope t1_iuk6ks2 wrote
I hope you're still talking about that guy and not me, sounds painful haha.
RadicalSnowdude t1_iuk6myu wrote
I didnāt even notice that you were a different person.
Ghosted_No_Scope t1_iuk6tj9 wrote
Hahaha so you're out here welding crowns to winkies all over reddit then š¤£
RadicalSnowdude t1_iuk6x6r wrote
JBWeld is a bonding epoxy, not actual welding hahaha
Ghosted_No_Scope t1_iuk7awi wrote
...... OK so I'm not an expert in Penis welding and bonding lmao
Plainstation4now t1_iuk8rbk wrote
I heard that correlates with morality.
ThisAnswerIsLit t1_iuk91v9 wrote
Explains a lot
Anonophile t1_iuk3orn wrote
It actually does need lotion and can get chapped.
andtheywontstopcomin t1_iuk7714 wrote
Donāt put lotion on your dick and then have sex before washing it off completely
loadedvamp t1_iuk5qkm wrote
Sitting while peeing reduces risk of cancer š¤·āāļø
woohooenjoyingspeed t1_iuk3j8w wrote
69420 elon musk
FR0NC0_ t1_iuk3lq9 wrote
Theirs is big
CuteHalfling t1_iuk3sk9 wrote
The word your looking for isā¦.men. Lol
Person_Maybe OP t1_iuk3zjk wrote
Yeah, just wanted to adress everyone with a penis, even the one who don't identify as males.
Award2110 t1_iuk4576 wrote
Trans-men don't have a penis, and you have trans women who can have a penis. So therefore penis owner is probably the best option
Plainstation4now t1_iuk82gi wrote
Why not āhumans with a penisā
āPenis ownerā sounds idiotic.
DustingMop t1_iuk3ud5 wrote
Iām currently getting a Hot Fudge Milkshake. :)
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PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS t1_iuk3ydb wrote
Stick something that vibrates on your frenulum, feels good.
culper89 t1_iuk4hio wrote
If you know, you know.
Gameswithpuggle t1_iuk4t39 wrote
They are hard to preserve if you don't have access to formaldehyde. Vinegar does not work.
dr_xenon t1_iuk5ar2 wrote
Yours is fine. Keep yourself in shape so it works well and wash it regularly.
CrispyLemonMan t1_iuk5h7c wrote
Be VERY careful with your zipper at all times
swaftware t1_iuk5rl0 wrote
pull your pants away from your groin when you zip
AdministrationAway70 t1_iuk5x81 wrote
Helicockter need practice
beamerbear87 t1_iuk7o8l wrote
If it's more than 3 shakes your playing with it
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zzunino t1_iuk975a wrote
Thereās no extended warranty
Billbobugger t1_iuk99xb wrote
It's NOT infallible!
f1re_gam1ng t1_iuk3ld9 wrote
I now want to be adressss as a penis owner no longer a boy just penis owner