“What exactly is your dream?”

“To have a dream”

-scary movie 3

I'll start:

"Reporting live, from Black TV, white folks is dead, we gettin' the fuck outta' here!" ~ Scary Movie 1

I love scary movie!

[John McClain talking to the cops]

"There's terrorists in the Nakatomi tower, we need help!"

"Sir, this is a secure line, it's for emergencies only"

"Jesus Christ lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a fuck'n pizza?"

"Mc'lovinnnn"

Lighten up, Francis - Stripes