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Similar_Board3225 OP t1_iuk63g0 wrote
Delete your reddit account
No-Jello-1536 t1_iuk6eq0 wrote
Great reference
OneSummersEvening t1_iuk6lk9 wrote
To help and improve as many peoples lives as I can, I'm 24 and have been doing a oretty good job of it!
Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk5xtf wrote
Meowing
My_Balls_In_Your_Ass t1_iuk60e8 wrote
To make you smile, Board.
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fh3131 t1_iuk6yul wrote
To provide fertiliser for future plants
The_Milf_Enthusiast t1_iuk7y37 wrote
No clue. I just go with it.
monpetitjose t1_iuk8m8e wrote
So when you pass the New York bar (at least in my day, i.e., some 20 years ago) you have to sit through one last interview with an older/retired attorney before you're good to go. It's 100% formal, and unless you go completely bezerk, you'll be taking your oath soon. In fact, even if you go bezerk, they'll probably let you in.
My interview was with a pretty old Jewish woman who was easily into her 80s at the time and had a very kind look on her face. She asked me why I wanted to be a lawyer. I started going through a predictable speech about how special the profession was, how important it was to society, and all that. The kind of lengthy BS a 25 year-old associate at a New York white shoe firm would give you.
Once I was done, she said: "That's all very nice, and I'm sure you'll be a great attorney, but it isn't the right answer. Because you see, there is a right answer to this question, and it is only three words long. Do you want to know it?"
I said yes, of course. She said: "to help others."
Hysterical_Realist t1_iuk8q3v wrote
Forty two.
SunnyvaleShithawk t1_iuk61pg wrote
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!