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PmMeYourLore t1_j9umtb7 wrote
Obligatory: "n-nnoooo, nooo.."
Throwaway2471127 t1_j9uonik wrote
What are those? oxygen canisters?
Puzzled_Location6282 t1_j9usdfz wrote
You beat me too it.
mooshz t1_j9usw0y wrote
Somebody accidentally shattered the blue balloon dog sculpture
ShayalDraws t1_j9utjce wrote
She honestly looks depressed, good art though
Throwaway2471127 t1_j9uuz8n wrote
ah ok I didn't hear about that
amaJarAMA t1_j9v0762 wrote
We need more lemon pledge
Uhmitsme123 t1_j9v299n wrote
Nooo nooo. She just needs more lemon pledge.
Scylla0684 t1_j9v4kqn wrote
Needs more Lemon Pledge
reggiedoinreggie t1_j9v6myv wrote
So Unrealistic… she’d be using lemon pledge
Ollie10212 t1_j9v7e4t wrote
"Is rain outside, I stay here..."
Ok-Mirror9426 t1_j9v7ogj wrote
Noo noo lemon pledge or i don't clean
TheCreepyLady t1_j9vcg1x wrote
Superman no home
utopian_circus t1_j9vchbw wrote
Nooo nooo
Walter_Stonkite t1_j9vcvuy wrote
Doggy afuera!
obishawn67 t1_j9ves2w wrote
No no Meester Peter no home
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WhyteCross t1_j9voe8j wrote
Considerably more interesting and valid than anything Jeff Koons has done in his life.
Ever.
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trucorsair t1_j9w00vn wrote
Nooo, noooo Mr Koons not here now.
Chapi_Chan t1_j9w4hof wrote
Is a Koons's work, so nothing really worthy was lost.
Chapi_Chan t1_j9w4u9t wrote
Is a Koons's work, so nothing really worthy was lost.
Simusid t1_j9w9icj wrote
Yanno they could have roped off the pieces and put up a pretentious art card about "man's inhumanity" and "spontaneously donated by unknown patron" and charged even MORE for it
melvin_0809 t1_j9waguy wrote
… Meester Joe, Meester Bonnie, …
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Astronopolis t1_j9wbbo5 wrote
I know nothing of Koons, why all the derision?
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MsPaganPoetry t1_j9wk32p wrote
Is that Consuela form Family Guy???
javerthugo t1_j9wkrnr wrote
Uh oh jabbas cat got out, hope he doesn’t blame the help.
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Frednotbob t1_j9wqvbm wrote
Nnooo, no, nooo, y-you pop them...
phillysan t1_j9wr8sc wrote
Ehnoooooo, Mr. Superman ehno heeeeere
fallsstandard t1_j9wzmc7 wrote
Hello meester Peter, hello meester children.
Thebigpig905 t1_j9x1we7 wrote
I am known for my impression of her saying 'noo noo noo'
TheBoringSmile t1_j9x4cdw wrote
Haha this is awesome!! Perfect execution! 🤩🤩👏👏👏
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[deleted] t1_j9xfuej wrote
It’s pretty much just the high price tag that offends people so much.
[deleted] t1_j9xfy87 wrote
Didn’t realize you are the authority on what art is valid or not.
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WhyteCross t1_j9ymcsf wrote
Oh kitten. We learn something new every day, don't we?
[deleted] t1_j9yoknv wrote
That’s a very ironic thing to say considering your original comment. How can you learn anything when you think you already know everything?
Rude_Ad_3915 t1_j9yq087 wrote
A collector offered to buy the shards immediately but I’m sure the gallery had to present the pieces to an insurance agent for verification.
WhyteCross t1_j9yvtov wrote
I don't know everything. But I do know shit from Shinola.
Everything in the art world, every artefact ever created since the earliest hominids scratched a line on a bone with a piece of flint to try to make sense of how her mind was one yet apart from her world, all of it, is Shinola to some degree.
Except Koons.
[deleted] t1_j9yxzf4 wrote
Jesus Christ, you seem insufferable.
WhyteCross t1_j9yydr9 wrote
I am.
But at least I'm not the "art" of Jeff Koons.
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_Sonari_ t1_j9zc9gt wrote
Is it the blue balloon dog sculpture someome broke? I read about it week ago
Stockmouse t1_ja2nqjv wrote
>afuera!
afuera! afuera!
Walkingfrontinlove42 t1_ja76e0y wrote
I thought it was that Belarusian nanny.
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